“Oh no no no. I can’t grow facial hair to save my life. I don’t know what I’ll do if we make it to the playoffs.”

“Dude. Rock a Kaner mullet.”

In an alternate universe where Bitty isn’t repulsed by growing a mullet during playoffs. Just like a true Georgia-raised, corn-fed, God-fearin’ backcountry Bittle would.

The Check, Please! Year One kickstarter is on the cusp of $50,000!