“I wasn’t like this when I was a frog. Is it a defensemen thing? Were you and Holster like that?”

“Every defense pair is different, Bits—Each one generates unique chemistry.” Ransom shrugged before looking across the locker room. “Oh wait actually pretty much yeah.”

“Chowder,” asked Bitty. “Last night—were you…talking to the pucks during warm-up?”

“Hey Dex! 
Sorry you had to miss practice, 
but I hope you feel better! 
- ERB”

“Answer: I already made them and they’re adorable.”

Jack Zimmermann, Age 1

“Y’all, so much happened today!”

Bitty ice skating. ;.;

“No no no, come on, Shits, don’t tell them about that.”

“Braaah, if we don’t, who will? Tradition and legacy and goddamn heritage and all that. Seniors gots responsibilities, son.”

The Eric Bittle Pregame Playlist

“Chandelier” - Sia