“Birkholtz! Oluransi! Quit fucking around over there.”

Sometimes they’re not allowed to sit next to each other during practice.

druidspell replied to your post: IT’S THE NEW YEAR I’M WATCHING THE WI…

Shitty and Bitty celebrating a goal!

OKAY SORRY BUT I JUST FOUND THIS ILLUSTRATION I FORGOT TO POST:

IT’S LIKE HALF OF YOUR REQUEST???

Haha they’re graduating next year someone hold me.

A super-rushed illustration I did for school, but I had to post it.

Because what speaks of holiday cheer more than five friends on a 23-person hockey team sitting outside on a disgusting couch in a snowstorm, simultaneously bonding through and becoming mortal enemies over a frigid, traitorous game of Mario Kart?

(Happy Holidays!)

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Shits: lol jack when are u gettin instagram bro
Jack: whats instagram
Rans: woooow hahahahaa unreal
Shitty: …bro.
Jack: ???
Holster: What the actual fuck, Jack.

10 minutes later
Holster: You realize Betty White has instagram.
Jack: how is it different from twitter
Jack: does she go to Samwell
Holster: Stop.

A message from Anonymous

What grades are the guys in? I would hope none of them are graduating soon..

And Lardo’s also a sophomore with Ransom and Holster. Who? Wait what?

“What’s Johnson talking about?” asked Bitty.

Shitty shrugged. “No one’s ever really sure.”

“Hi, Uh. I’m Jack, the captain of the hockey team. And…*sigh* And I’m sorry we threw a small pie at you.”

A message from polytropic-liar

Things I have now googled thanks to y'all: "How many points is a goal in hockey worth??"

A message from today-is-tuesday-too

I'm ridiculously in love with this comic and everyone in it, seriously. (And really shipping Bitty/Jack). As always, super excited for whatever comes next!!!!

Here’s some pigtail pulling:

Oh, Jack. Even when you’re nice you’re still kind of mean.

Also, I’m going to update sometime ~*late tonight*~. Or tomorrow morning. Whatever.

Thanks for reading! ;_;!!

The Eric Bittle Pregame Playlist

“212” - Azealia Banks